I'm feeling a little punchy today....
"It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black." ~ Paul Newman
"I am not young enough to know everything." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." ~ Mark Twain
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." ~ Mark Twain
"I'm not so good with the advice....can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" ~ Chandler Bing
"They worship the ground that he walks away from." ~ Sarcasm Society
"Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people." ~ Sarcasm Society
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." ~ Unknown
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