Thursday, June 2, 2011

Thoughts on Thursday: Sarcasm

I'm feeling a little punchy today....

"It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black." ~ Paul Newman

"I am not young enough to know everything." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." ~ Mark Twain

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." ~ Mark Twain

"I'm not so good with the advice....can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" ~ Chandler Bing

"They worship the ground that he walks away from." ~ Sarcasm Society

"Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people." ~ Sarcasm Society

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." ~ Unknown